Jail! For real!

Exactly two months back I had posted an article about the news of Salman Khan being convicted and sentenced to one year in prison for his poaching skills. At that time he was given one month to enable him to appeal. This poaching incident took place when Sallu baba was in jodhpur shooting for another insipid film. Now in a new verdict Salman has been sentenced to 5 years rigourous imprisonment along with the one year already announced. The best thing was that apparently Sallu had come into court looking very calm and cool. In fact he was even talking to someone over the cellphone.But his smug attitude vanished when the Chief Magistrate sentenced him to 5 years rigorous imprisonment. The rule says that if anyone is sentenced to more than 3 years of imrisonment, they are taken immediately and directly to jail. Happily enough, Salman was no exception. Since today it is a holiday, he wont be able to appeal today. So this means that he gets to spend at least two days in jail for Sallu,if not the 5+1=6 whole years. Well, Salman, open your pyajamas, its time you got some hot loving coming your way! My only grouse is that there wont be any streaming video available for the world to watch him get it! I hope he squeals. I hope he squeals like an obnoxious little piggy that he is.
On a more serious and even happier note, if indeed Sallu stays in jail for 6 years that means no more Sallu films at all to dull our senses. More importantly, Sallu wont be appearing as Lord Krishna in Mani Ratnam's Mahabharata. Thank goodness for that.