There...and back again.
Hello folks. It has been a long time since I had access to my blog. As you all know, access to blogs were blocked for some time due to the governments attempts to block a few blogs being used by terrorists. Incidentally, no news later indicated the outcome of that. Only yesterday did I find that I had been given back access to my blog. A lot has happened in these days. A child fell into an abandoned well and the media proved once again that it could make a mass hysteria out of anything. The whole country went crazy about it. The stars went out of their way to buy themselves some screen time. And the media lapped it up. I even had a taxi driver tell me what a saint Salman Khan is for giving a gold chain to Prince. The key to good news,it seems, is to have a good nose for what sells. And once you find it, sell it like there's no tomorrow. Oh well.
Mr Mel 'Braveheart' Gibson exposed his other side to the media and promptly retraced his steps with a groveling statement which, incidentally, he read out of a paper. You go Mel! Show those Jews what a good session of evangelism can do to one's head! On the other hand, stars in Hollywood are realizing that they can mooch free publicity if they suddenly 'became' African. Why should Angelina Jolie have all the fun? Therefore, I present to you the latest star to go African! Ooh! Just look at all the beads she is wearing! This certainly proves she is from there after all.
And last but not the least, I present to you our new James Bond. In all his tuxedo clad glory.
What do you think?
As for little old me,I have been running here and there going crazy with bouts of endless edit sessions followed by seemingly endless bouts of depression. Oh well, life goes on. Until next time, stay safe and stay alive.
posted by Tamal @ 11:59 PM
2 Comments:
The Odyssey of the Prince and the Well is something people really connected... perhaps it wasn't the most important news of the day, but it certainly touched a chord. Bravo Prince. 50+ hours with no light, no water, no sanitation.... huh... sounds like a typical Delhiite to me. He's already got the Jat accent down pat.
As for Salman Khan, let's just throw his poaching ass in jail and let that be the end of that. However, it's also incredibly easy to be political about these things.... nothing in life is quite so black and white... and Salman, for what it's worth, sure has the public divided. Either you love him or you hate him.
The Passion of the Gibson for bigotry is something he's going to get crucified for... and once again, it's the Jews who're going to string 'em up.
No water no light? What are u talking about ? Didnt u see the surya bulb glowing in the tunnel?
To be a Delhiite, you have got to have a short fuse, you should be able to blurt out atleast 10 maa - behen types in one breath, i think 1 leather jacket is an essential component, monkey caps for winters, atleast 3 political connections, should be able to discuss in depth about the implications of the Motorazr Gold D&G edition ad...
If i missed out something, please go on and make my day
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