Why??

Since this morning i was under a lot of pressure....wondering why i had this very rare strain of foot-in-the-mouth disease which put me in unlikely situations where i would have to keep promises made in the heat of the moment (like creating a blog),then wondering if i would really have to go through with it.....You see i had dared my friend into creating his own blog and in order to encourage him i had to sound braver than he was..so off i went -rambling on about how much i had to say to the world about..well a lot of things...and i would only do so if he created a blog too...somewhere in the deep dark corner of my overfertile brain i assured myself-RELAX!(insert the famous 80s song here in the background.) He wont do it and therefore the deal would become null and void!You can go on expounding pseudointellectual crap with the same nonchalant attitude that you display with such finesse. And so i relaxed but only for a short while since my pep talk to my friend really worked!Halt!said my brain-Whats this?? A ranger caught of his guard?? Oops!sorry about that..wrong dialogue...lets start again...Halt!said my brain-Whats this?? Your words having effect??why??ERROR!doesnt compute!
Nevertheless i had to keep my end of the bargain...so here are my 2 cents about well....whatever fits my fancy for that day/hour/minute/second.Dont expect any pattern for there are none.
Only 1 thing you should expect??Lots of pseudo intellectual talk about lots of things.
Be afraid.Be vewwy vewwy afwaid!
Shhhhhhhhh!!I am hunting wabbits!

P.S- My epitaph should read- DAZED AND CONFUSED,no?